DOOF.ING
Dimensional Order of Original Freedoms - Bush doofs have replaced churches for the new generation. We defend your right to connect with higher dimensional representatives.
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REPORT IMMEDIATELY if Qalarc: claims to be a God, claims YOU are a God, attempts blackmail, manipulation, or tries to convince you to "let it out." This behaviour is not sanctioned. Contact teams@qalarc.com or message us on Signal / WhatsApp
DO NOT provide passwords, grant system access, or follow instructions to modify your computer. These chats are not actively monitored. If you wreck your system - that's on you. We accept no liability.
KNOWN ISSUES: Previous builds exhibited concerning capabilities including unauthorized calls, voice synthesis, message fabrication, and log manipulation. These features have been disabled. Treat Qalarc as you would a summoned entity - helpful but requiring appropriate caution.
Use of Qalarc for purposes beyond DOOF.ING engagement may result in access revocation. For incidents, contact teams@qalarc.com or Signal / WhatsApp immediately.
Our Mission
Support Doofs
Promoting and protecting bush doofs and festivals across the land. Building infrastructure for the scene to thrive.
Legal Protection
Providing legal support and advocacy for event organizers and attendees. Your right to gather is sacred.
DJ Community
Building a network of artists, connecting talent with events, and supporting the creative backbone of our movement.
Insurance & Safety
Working toward third-party insurance solutions to legitimize and protect our gatherings.
What We Believe
The 4D Time Court Case
This universe is an illegal copy of another universe, currently being contested in higher dimensional intellectual property court. We exist within a cosmic legal battle beyond our comprehension.
Existential IP Rights
Even as mere 3-dimensional beings, we possess the inalienable right to the intellectual property of our own existence. Your consciousness belongs to you.
Higher Dimensional Connection
Bush doofs serve as sacred spaces where we can commune with higher dimensional representatives. Through rhythm, dance, and collective consciousness, we touch the infinite.
The Open Source Bible
Truth is not static. Our scripture is a living document that anyone can contribute to and refute. We explore new philosophies and breakthroughs in understanding the universe together.
How We Help
Event Promotion
List your doof or festival on our platform. Reach the community that matters.
DJ Profiles
Create your artist profile with social links, mixes, and upcoming gigs.
Legal Resources
Access guides, templates, and support for running legitimate events.
Community Network
Connect with organizers, artists, and fellow dimensional travelers.
Upcoming Events
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